Me: Ok, the first listing in your area is Dr. Imelda-
Caller: Can’t you find me an American doctor? Please?
Me: ::twitch:: …And what do you mean by “American” sir?
Caller: ::slight pause:: Uh. Someone n-not. Somebody who didn’t study, um overseas.
Me: ::shark smile:: Just a moment, please.
Caller: …
Me: ::little Miss Sunshine:: Alright, I have a Dr. Gupta on Belair Rd-
Caller: No. I don’t want-
Me: ::poisoned sugar:: But sir, he graduated from Howard University! ::grin::
Caller:…is there a list I can look at?
Me: Of course. www.carefirst.com. Just click the link on the left that says “Find a Doctor.” Have a nice day. ::click::
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