BWAHAHAHA

 We didn't pay the bill and now the phones aren't working!!!

The whole office is in an uproar, this is great! I can't stop laughing!! This is awesome!! 

Edit: And now my phone got shut off completely. Geez Louise! Keep in mind that these are the people who handle all the important information related to your health. oooOOOOOOOOOOooooooo.....

::throws headset to the side and nibbles a Pop-Tart::