"New Racial Sensitivity At NY Post" by Bonedaddy King

News Corp. Chairman Rupert Murdoch apologizes for the “chimp” cartoon…

“It was not meant to be racist, but unfortunately, it was interpreted by many as such. I promise you that we will seek to be more attuned to the sensitivities of our community.”

…ushering in a new era at the New York Post…

The scene: Editor Col Allen’s office. Allen is meeting with editorial cartoonist Sean Delonas to choose a cartoon for the next day’s paper.

Allen: Alright, tell me about this first one.

Delonas: This is about how Obama’s naivete in the midst of a dangerous world eventually will imperil our country. In the cartoon, Obama is an innocent little bunny entering a dark jungle filled with Muslims, socialists and abortionists.

Allen: OK, that’s good. Next.

Delonas: Well, as you know, Obama’s stimulus plan rewards deadbeats and punishes our nation’s wealth generators. This cartoon shows Obama aggressively sticking it to America’s entrepreneurial heroes with a “stimulus spear” that he’s hurling at Wall Street.

Allen: So Obama’s chucking a spear at rich people.

Delonas: Correct.

Allen: I like that. What’s this last one?

Delonas: This is meant to illustrate Obama’s well-known lack of respect for the Oval Office. He’s not wearing a suit jacket, plus he’s leaning back on his chair, feet up on the desk, eating greasy fried chicken and washing it down with malt liquor.

Allen: Who’s the ugly broad giving him a shoulder massage?

Delonas: That’s Nancy Pelosi.

Allen: (sighs) You know, I usually love your work, but this one’s just…it’s just wrong!

Delonas: What do you mean?

Allen: You gotta have the broad show more cleavage. Make her look younger. And more white.

Delonas: Done. So which one you wanna run tomorrow?

Allen: Let’s go with “bunny in the jungle.”

Delonas: Scrap the others?

Allen: No, we can use ‘em all in the next few days. The liberals will hate them, but at least no one can say we’re racially insensitive.

Delonas: Absolutely friggin’ right!

– Bonedaddy King