This post is NOT a joke. (Wish it was)

 For the people I texted (and thoseI didn't) it looks like the bomb threat was a prank, I am back inside and at my desk, and I will have a looooong and semi-humorous rant about this later.

I know it's April Fools, but COME ON. 

The only thing that makes this worse, is that some people get pissed off enough at us to want to blow us up. 

[I should also note the only people still here are new hires, people without cars, and the upper management.]