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I've decided that I'm just going to give up and become straight again. This whole sexual deviant thing is really just a big pain in the rear, and frankly, the whole fire of "pride" and all that is wearing thin. It'll be easy enough: whenever I find my head turning when a beautiful woman walks by, I'll tell myself it isn't because she's utterly bangable, it's because her skirt is too short and she should be ashamed of herself. If my plan works, I'll have a ton of guys professing a long repressed interest in me, and I'll have to turn them away in droves. Or maybe I'll be a pagan nun. Can you do that? Celibate priestess of the Were-Bear clan, or something.

::snicker::